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I have to tell you, Sheila,

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like I've been off caffeine for
three full days now and truly,

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I feel amazing.
I feel great, never better.

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- How's Paul?
- Paul, well, you know,

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- we had a couple hard days and...
- Yeah.

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I'll definitely miss him.

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<i>But I'm sleeping better.</i>

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<i>My headache's are completely gone.</i>

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Wow, that seems worth it.

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Yeah, totally.

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- Eh.
- It was a good time.

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It's a hard day. It was a hard day,

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but now I feel wonderful.

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- Feeling really good?
- Mhm.

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("DANCING UNDERWATER" BY BRAVE SHORES)

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<i>? Me and my friends
will spike the punch, ?</i>

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<i>? Rolling in the party
we'll start the fun ?</i>

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<i>? Get fancy ?</i>

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<i>? Hey Hey ?</i>

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<i>? There's no clouds
its just the sun ?</i>

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<i>? Living in times that
are meant for fun, yeah ?</i>

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<i>? Hold your breath
a little longer ?</i>

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<i>? Let's go dancing underwater ?</i>

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<i>? Oh, oh, oh oh ?</i>

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WHITE BLAZER: <i>I can feel
you looking at me, Melanie,</i>

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- what's up?
- <i>Sorry to bother you.</i>

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I just was wondering

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when is it T-O and when is it T-O-O?

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Oh, you still don't know that?

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<i>Um, yeah, T-O-O is when
something is too much or a lot</i>

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- or, like, in addition to.
- (SNORING)

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Sorry, you can use it in a sentence?

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Oh, yeah, sure.

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Clarity.

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"Um, Melanie is a lot.

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She's kind of too much
for most people," T-O-O.

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MELANIE: <i>Too much of a good thing.</i>

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Ooh whoa oh.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, or if you just
wanted to use it with one O,

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it would be something like,

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"Do you want to invite Melanie

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to the party we're having tonight?"

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BLACK DRESS: <i>No.</i> (LAUGHS)

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Oh, sorry.

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How about, like, "Can
Melanie come, too?"

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Melanie coming, too?

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See, that just feels wrong in my mouth.

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WHITE BLAZER: <i>Yeah,
it would be more like,</i>

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<i>"Melanie can't come, too," T-O-O.</i>

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MELANIE: <i>She can if she is available.</i>

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WHITE BLAZER: <i>Oh, okay,
well, in that case,</i>

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it would be something like,

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"Even though Melanie's available,

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we're gonna take every measure we can

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to keep her from coming
to the party, too."

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MELANIE: <i>What if Melanie
doesn't want to come, too?</i>

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Think about that.

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WHITE BLAZER: <i>Well, if
Melanie doesn't wanna come,</i>

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then that works out great for everyone.

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Yeah, works for me.

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- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Works out great.

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- Solves the problem.
- MELANIE:<i> Guess what?</i>

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It works for me, too.

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- Hey, that's the correct usage.
- Yes.

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- Yeah, that's great.
- Oh, hey, Melanie,

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I can't wait for you
to have your own party.

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Oh, my god, we're so sorry... (MUMBLES)

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Okay, so Melanie's having her own party,

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but no one's coming to it.

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- Yeah.
- Uh!

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So that would be T-O, right?

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- Exactly, T-O.
- Yeah. Okay.

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Okay, so I bought this
cheese in your shop.

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It cost me $40, and when I got it home,

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there was a hair stuck to it.

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No, I don't have a receipt.

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Nevertheless, I would
like my money back.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, really, you don't
take cheese back, do you?

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Okay, well, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do then.

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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

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What am I gonna do?

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I, I, I am gonna go online and I
am going to write your, your, mm,

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your unsanitary cheese shop
a scathing review on Yelp.

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Boom.

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Mic drop, ha!

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Oh, hi.

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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah. It's all good.

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It's just I'm returning some cheese.

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You sure? Do you need to call anybody?

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No, I, thank you, sir.

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That's very kind.

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(INHALES) Okay. (EXHALES)

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So, I bought this cheese
here, it cost me $40,

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and there is a hair stuck to it.

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Oh, yeah, we can take that back.

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- Wait, wait, what?
- Here.

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- (STAMMERING) Wait, I... I, oh.
- Take this.

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Your next purchase is on us.

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Ah...

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Did you wanna fight?

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Yes, please, I would like to
have a little bit of a fight.

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- Sure.
-<i> Yeah, um, so... </i>

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Where's your receipt?

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I... I don't, I don't have a receipt.

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I can't take it back without a receipt.

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Oh, yeah, well, uh,
the name of the store

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is stamped on the cheese, okay?

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How do I know you didn't just
beat up somebody and steal it?

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Who does that?

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- You might.
- Really?

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Yeah, you look like the kind who might.

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<i>I am gonna go on Yelp</i>

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and I am gonna give this
place a scathing review.

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Scathing.

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I'm gonna blow up the
Internet. I'm gonna break it.

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Oh, my god, you've scared me so much.

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- Yeah.
- Please, take our money.

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Leave the cheese.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Was that so hard?
It's called customer service.

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Fine.

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- Thank you.
- Fine.

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Thank you, that was really satisfying.

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You're so welcome, a lot
of people really like that.

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- That's great, too.
- <i>See you again.</i>

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- Bye.
- <i>Bye.</i>

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Good afternoon and welcome
to this week's edition

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of the Top 40 Under 40.

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Today we are joined by
four remarkable individuals

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<i>who all achieved great
success before the age of 40.</i>

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(APPLAUDING)

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MODERATOR: <i>And, of course,
what's on all our minds</i>

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and the reason we're here to chat

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is to find out how you did it.

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I can... do it.

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Oh, good. Okay.

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Hi, my name's Maria.

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Um, so I, I always knew

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that I wanted to be a fashion designer,

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<i>and even when I was a little girl,</i>

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I was always, you know,
drawing on napkins.

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Yeah.

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FASHION DESIGNER: <i>My parents paid
for me to go to design school,</i>

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and then they supported
me when I went to New York

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for two years to do
an unpaid internship.

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And then they, uh, freed
up my trust fund early,

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and just like that, I had a label.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, great, inspiring story.

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Starting on napkins.

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- Yeah.
- <i>So just moving on from there.</i>

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- MODERATOR:<i> Fantastic.
- </i>Thank you, thank you.

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MODERATOR: <i>Fantastic story.</i>

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Sorelle, can you weigh in on
your experiences in business

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and... and really how you've
approached, uh, your success?

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For me, it's really been
about putting the time in

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and making sure I did
all the research required.

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- So important.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

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Also, my parents are very wealthy,

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so they had me set up with
all the right connections,

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<i>like, right off the bat,</i>

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and then it was just like, (WHISTLES)

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right to the moon, yep.

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Just like that.

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<i>Wow, okay.</i>

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Um, you know what?

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Why don't we, uh, pass
the mic down to Elani.

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<i>If you can speak to any of the young</i>

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up-and-coming directors out there.

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Uh, you know, I would definitely say,

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just start by having rich parents.

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I mean, it's just faster.

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Yeah.

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It really is.

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<i>(LAUGHING)</i>

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MAN: <i>My, uh... </i>

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ELANI: <i>Oh.</i>

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My parents have actually
been pretty hands off.

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MODERATOR: <i>Oh, great.</i>

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So then how did you go
from being an assistant

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at a garage to the CEO
of a bioengineering firm?

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Mhm. Yeah, my aunt owns the company,

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and she hired me before
I was even done school.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Mhm.

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A rich aunt.

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FASHION DESIGNER: <i>That's amazing. Yeah.</i>

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She's like a mother to
me, my aunt, she's amazing.

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Very wealthy.

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- Yeah.
- <i>My uncle's a diplomat, so.</i>

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<i>It's important to
leverage those connections</i>

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<i>in order to remove regulations</i>

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<i>so that we could dispose of waste</i>

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<i>without any kind of oversight.</i>

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Yeah.

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ELANI: <i>Also, it's a really
great way to smuggle coke</i>

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into the country.

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(LAUGHING)

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Eat the pecans or
some other snack thing.

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It's just, there's nothing.

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Do you wanna order in maybe?

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I don't know.

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Have one of these flakes.

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Guys, guys, guys, guys.

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Guess what?

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On Sunday, instead of sleeping in,

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I woke up early and I did
lunch prep for the entire week.

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- Wow.
- What?

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Roasted organic chicken, French lentils,

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new potatoes, saut�ed
eggplants, and steamed broccoli.

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RED DRESS: <i>Shut up.</i>

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How did you even manage this?

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I just did it.

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I know, I know, I don't
even know who I am right now.

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I know who you are.

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You're amazing.

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<i>This is, like, amazing.</i>

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I'm going to get a
burrito like an arsehole.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Do you guys want one?
- Sure, I guess.

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- I'm jealous.
- Oh, well, it is delicious.

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See you guys later.

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Hashtag goals.

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Thank you.

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STRIPED SHIRT: <i>Hey, hey, girl,
we're going out for sushi,</i>

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do you wanna come join us?

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Oh, nope, got my prepped lunch.

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What is it today?

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- Oh, it's the, uh, it's the same thing.
- (IN UNISON) Oh.

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<i>You know, the whole point of meal prep</i>

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is that you make a lot of the same food,

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so you, you make it easy on yourself.

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That's great, so admirable.

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Well, we're gonna go out for Japanese.

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(IN UNISON) Yeah!

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If you change your mind.

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? Tempura, tempura, tempura ?

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? Soba soba soba noodles, soba ?

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Have a great time!

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BLACK BLAZER: <i>Oh, we will, bye!</i>

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(CHIMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:51,478
I have never had so much
fun at a tapas restaurant.

245
00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,678
Oh.

246
00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,847
I'm sorry. (GAGS)

247
00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:56,049
What's the smell?

248
00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,618
Oh, uh, it's the broccoli
from my prepped lunch.

249
00:07:58,653 --> 00:07:59,653
It's a few days old now.

250
00:07:59,654 --> 00:08:00,987
BLACK BLAZER: <i>Ew.</i>

251
00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,088
I'm sorry. (GAGGING)

252
00:08:02,124 --> 00:08:03,124
It just fills the room.

253
00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,224
Okay, come on, hon.

254
00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:05,436
I'm gonna hold your hair,
I'm gonna hold your hair.

255
00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,792
Hold it in, hold it in.

256
00:08:06,828 --> 00:08:08,106
- <i>Come on, hold it in, here.</i>
- (GAGGING)

257
00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,129
<i>Let me hold you, let me hold you up.</i>

258
00:08:17,238 --> 00:08:19,971
(JOVIAL WOMEN CHATTING)

259
00:08:20,007 --> 00:08:22,141
Hey, guys. How's it going?

260
00:08:22,176 --> 00:08:23,475
(IN UNISON) Hi.

261
00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:24,511
BLACK SHIRT: <i>Guess what?</i>

262
00:08:24,512 --> 00:08:27,346
I made you guys all soup today

263
00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,648
<i>so that you didn't have
to spend so much money</i>

264
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:30,827
<i>on always going out for lunch.</i>

265
00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:32,351
- That's so nice.
- Oh, my god.

266
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,719
What, uh, what, uh, what is it?

267
00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:37,322
Oh, it is a soup, uh, that I made

268
00:08:37,358 --> 00:08:40,159
from my lunch prep ingredients,

269
00:08:40,194 --> 00:08:41,493
<i>and the broccoli... </i>

270
00:08:41,529 --> 00:08:42,539
GOLD SHIRT: <i>Yeah, okay, you know what?</i>

271
00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,263
<i>So, we're gonna order
in that pizza buffet</i>

272
00:08:44,298 --> 00:08:46,043
- from the artisanal pizza place.
- Yeah, let's do that.

273
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,366
- Oh.
- <i>Um, but you know what?</i>

274
00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,401
Maybe you should stay here,

275
00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,201
because that broccoli smell...

276
00:08:50,236 --> 00:08:51,236
It's pretty strong.

277
00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:52,237
I'm so sorry.

278
00:08:52,238 --> 00:08:53,538
(GAGGING)

279
00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:55,206
Oh, okay, she's gonna
go, she's gonna go.

280
00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:56,241
(GAGGING)

281
00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,654
STRIPED SHIRT: <i>Don't puke on my back.</i>

282
00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:58,877
(SIGHS)

283
00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:04,883
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL)

284
00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:10,918
?

285
00:09:13,026 --> 00:09:15,594
I made mine into smoothies.

286
00:09:15,629 --> 00:09:20,599
(GENTLE ROMANTIC MUSIC)

287
00:09:20,634 --> 00:09:26,634
?

288
00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:29,741
- Oh, my god.
- Ugh, ugh.

289
00:09:29,775 --> 00:09:31,208
- Oh my god.
- Oh, my god.

290
00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:32,542
- Ugh.
- Ugh.

291
00:09:32,578 --> 00:09:33,711
(POP MUSIC)

292
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:36,146
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

293
00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,577
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

294
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,619
(LAUGHING)

295
00:09:44,654 --> 00:09:45,753
That's awesome.

296
00:09:45,789 --> 00:09:49,490
I can't believe it's my
one-year anniversary tonight.

297
00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:50,625
- What?
- Yeah, with Paul.

298
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,660
We're going out for dinner.

299
00:09:51,661 --> 00:09:53,461
You guys have been
together a year already?

300
00:09:53,496 --> 00:09:54,496
I know, I can't believe it.

301
00:09:54,497 --> 00:09:55,963
I can't believe I haven't met him.

302
00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:58,466
Well, it's just that, like,
he's a bit of an introvert.

303
00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:01,135
Okay, well, whatever,
I'm your best friend.

304
00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,170
I know.

305
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:03,649
It just might be a bit much for him, so.

306
00:10:03,673 --> 00:10:05,684
Well, you should ask him out
to hang out with us sometime.

307
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,708
I did, I did today. He's over there.

308
00:10:08,177 --> 00:10:09,177
That guy?

309
00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:10,511
That guy. Yeah, hi, baby.

310
00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:11,813
- Under the tree?
- Yes.

311
00:10:11,848 --> 00:10:12,958
SHORT HAIR: <i>That's your boyfriend?</i>

312
00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:14,159
- BRAID: <i>That's my boyfriend.
- That's Paul?</i>

313
00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:15,983
Well, why isn't he saying hi to us?

314
00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:17,018
'Cause he's an introvert,

315
00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,718
and it's, like, a bit much for him.

316
00:10:18,754 --> 00:10:19,754
Yeah, but he's, like,

317
00:10:19,755 --> 00:10:22,021
he's acting like we're not even here.

318
00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:24,858
Uh, because he's an introvert.

319
00:10:24,893 --> 00:10:26,370
I mean, I don't know
how many ways to say it.

320
00:10:26,394 --> 00:10:27,605
Whatever, whatever. I
wanna say hi, I'm gonna...

321
00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:28,728
Oh, don't.

322
00:10:28,764 --> 00:10:30,207
No, no, I'm gonna call him
over. I'm calling him over.

323
00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:31,242
- Paul! Come here!
- <i>Don't, he won't like it.</i>

324
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:32,566
SHORT HAIR: <i>Paul!</i>

325
00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:33,601
<i>Hello?</i>

326
00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:34,602
BRAID: <i>Please stop.</i>

327
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,603
He doesn't like to be called over.

328
00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:36,604
SHORT HAIR: <i>What does that even mean,</i>

329
00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:38,204
<i>he doesn't like to be called over?</i>

330
00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:39,539
MAN: <i>Hey, Paul.</i>

331
00:10:39,575 --> 00:10:40,575
<i>What's up, man?</i>

332
00:10:40,576 --> 00:10:41,741
PAUL: <i>Hey.</i>

333
00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:43,877
MAN: <i>Guys, it's Paul.</i>

334
00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:44,912
- PAUL:<i> Hey, what's up?
- </i>What's up, man?

335
00:10:44,913 --> 00:10:46,045
<i>How you doin'?</i>

336
00:10:46,081 --> 00:10:47,124
- PAUL: <i>Good, good.</i>
- MAN 2:<i> Hey, nice to meet ya.</i>

337
00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:48,148
- PAUL:<i> Paul.
- Oh, we're hugging now. Okay.</i>

338
00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,049
Are you, are you sure he's an introvert?

339
00:10:50,085 --> 00:10:51,917
Yeah, I'm totally sure.

340
00:10:51,953 --> 00:10:53,197
Listen, he doesn't
like going to parties,

341
00:10:53,221 --> 00:10:54,531
doesn't wanna engage in small-talk,

342
00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:55,566
and he certainly doesn't wanna hang out

343
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,922
with people he doesn't know.

344
00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:57,958
(EXHALES)

345
00:10:57,993 --> 00:10:59,036
PAUL: <i>Uh-huh, you guys
love David Wilcox.</i>

346
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,060
<i>You know it!</i>

347
00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:02,028
Are you sure he's not just, like,

348
00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:03,429
an asshole?

349
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:06,233
PAUL: <i>Boom.</i>

350
00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:07,234
<i>You have to watch the Walkman.</i>

351
00:11:07,235 --> 00:11:08,235
MAN: <i>Yeah, you gotta watch that.</i>

352
00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:09,702
PAUL: <i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

353
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,738
- Yeah, he's an asshole.
- He's an asshole!

354
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,217
He's an asshole. Okay,
thank you, totally.

355
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:14,585
- Okay, you're welcome.
- <i>Oh my gosh.</i>

356
00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:15,719
- I'm sorry to say something.
- <i>No no no.</i>

357
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,210
- It was a bit weird.
- Okay, okay.

358
00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:19,246
- Do you wanna go out for dinner?
- Nope, I'm busy.

359
00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,079
Well, I just wanna be alone.

360
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,048
(GROOVY MUSIC)

361
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,216
Hey, man, what can I get ya?

362
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,251
Hi, I'm a woman.

363
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,085
Um, can I have two flat whites, please?

364
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,620
Dual flat whites, comin' up.

365
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,655
Good weekend?

366
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,656
<i>Yeah, you look like it was.</i>

367
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,657
<i>Come on, up top, up top.</i>

368
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,658
Don't leave me hangin',

369
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,159
don't leave me hangin', right, man?

370
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,194
<i>You know you want it.</i>

371
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,195
Alright.

372
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,929
Hey, what can I get for you, my friend?

373
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,598
I just want an Americano
with an extra shot.

374
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:41,966
Good choice, I've had five.

375
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,102
Okay, Americano, extra shot, extra hot,

376
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,681
'cause I guess that's
how you like it, like it,

377
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,317
like it, like it Monday,
am I right, am I right,

378
00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,341
<i>am I right, am I right?</i>

379
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,342
Yeah.

380
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:50,775
I'll have a medium drip?

381
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,255
Sure, medium drip, how do you like it?

382
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,279
Oh, I like it black,

383
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,778
uh, no questions about my day,

384
00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,547
no small-talk about the weather,

385
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,215
and preferably with no eye contact.

386
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,417
Thanks.

387
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,452
I can do that.

388
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,086
- Down there.
- Yeah, that's perfect.

389
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,320
Good to know.

390
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,291
Hi.

391
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,292
How would you like me to
take your coffee order?

392
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,296
(TOILET FLUSHING)

393
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,267
Oh, there's no toilet
paper in there, by the way.

394
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,303
Oh, no toilet paper, that's interesting.

395
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,471
What did, uh,

396
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,506
you use to wipe yourself with then?

397
00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:25,976
I, uh, I used the last
little bit of toilet paper.

398
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:29,113
(LAUGHS) And you expect
me to believe that?

399
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,313
Tammy?

400
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,383
How do you know my name?

401
00:12:33,418 --> 00:12:38,254
Mm mm, well, I know a lotta things, huh?

402
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,225
(WHISPERING) I know a lotta things.

403
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,827
Like, I know the odds

404
00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:45,862
of you going in that stall

405
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,899
and finding the exact
amount of toilet paper

406
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,936
to give yourself a
satisfactory wipe with.

407
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,370
They're slim.

408
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,206
(WHISPERING) They're so very slim.

409
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,342
Well, well, that's what happened.

410
00:12:59,377 --> 00:13:00,644
I don't know what to tell you.

411
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,012
You don't know what to tell me?

412
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,113
Well, you can start

413
00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:06,983
<i>by telling me the goddamn truth, Tammy!</i>

414
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,419
- (SQUEALING)
- (CRASHING)

415
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:11,355
Huh?

416
00:13:11,356 --> 00:13:12,833
You used the last little bit of it, huh?

417
00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:14,857
- Yes.
- You used the little bit of it?

418
00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:16,993
So you're telling me
there was toilet paper

419
00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:18,828
when you walked into this stall?

420
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,863
- Yes.
- Yeah?

421
00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:20,864
Yeah?!

422
00:13:20,898 --> 00:13:22,732
And you knew that before ya sat down

423
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,334
- on the toilet seat?
- Yes.

424
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:27,203
Well, here's a question
for ya, Tammy, huh.

425
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:30,608
- Do I look like a piano?
- No.

426
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,176
Then why are you playing me, Tammy?

427
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:34,410
- (SMACK)
- <i>Ah! Please!</i>

428
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,911
Why are you playing me?

429
00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:37,580
Please, I just wanna wash my hands.

430
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,182
Here's what I think happened.

431
00:13:39,217 --> 00:13:40,728
I think you went into
that stall and you sat down

432
00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:43,719
and you took a big, stinky whiz.

433
00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:46,722
You shocked yourself
with your own stink,

434
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:49,558
and then you looked
over, guess what you saw?

435
00:13:49,593 --> 00:13:50,793
Nothin'.

436
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:54,730
<i>You found something else
to wipe your hoohoo with.</i>

437
00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:55,766
No.

438
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:56,767
What was it, Tammy?

439
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,333
Tell me what it was!

440
00:13:58,369 --> 00:13:59,369
(SOBBING)

441
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,837
What did you use, Tammy?!

442
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:05,675
What did you uuussseee, huh?!

443
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,043
You use a subway transfer?

444
00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:08,078
No.

445
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:09,344
You use a clean receipt, huh?

446
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,512
No. No.

447
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,247
WOMAN: <i>Oh, I had a bagel this morning.</i>

448
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:13,549
I got that tucked away,

449
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,917
so I'm gonna use that
crinkly, shitty wrapper.

450
00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,786
WHAT DID YOU USE?!

451
00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:19,253
I USED MY HAND, ALRIGHT?!

452
00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:22,256
(SOBS) I used my own...

453
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,159
my own hand.

454
00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:26,761
(SNIFFS)

455
00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:28,096
(MOCKING SOUND)

456
00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:29,463
Did you ever,

457
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:30,565
what are you drinkin'?

458
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600
You could change it.

459
00:14:31,601 --> 00:14:32,745
Listen, go, you need to check your diet.

460
00:14:32,769 --> 00:14:33,769
Go wash your pee hands.

461
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,603
(WHISTLES) Go wash your pee hands.

462
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,239
God.

463
00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:40,108
Scrub, scrub, scrub, come on.

464
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,410
Where you goin'?

465
00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:44,145
Get, Tammy, get outta here.

466
00:14:44,181 --> 00:14:46,414
What, did you not
just see what happened?

467
00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:48,449
What is wrong with people?

468
00:14:48,484 --> 00:14:49,817
(EXHALES)

469
00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:51,329
TANK TOP: <i>I'm just asking why
do you think you need a bench</i>

470
00:14:51,353 --> 00:14:52,630
all to yourself? That's all I'm askin'.

471
00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,454
- It's not a big deal.
- I'm just sitting here.

472
00:14:54,489 --> 00:14:56,134
Somebody else wants to sit here,
they can sit their ass down.

473
00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,458
(RAISED VOICES ARGUING)

474
00:14:58,493 --> 00:14:59,493
COP: <i>Hey, hey, hey!</i>

475
00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:00,494
Hey, ladies, settle down.

476
00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:01,495
(BUZZING DOOR)

477
00:15:01,496 --> 00:15:03,230
(MECHANICAL DOOR OPENING)

478
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,465
Got a new friend for ya, asswipes.

479
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,568
- (BUZZING)
- (MECHANICAL DOOR CLOSING)

480
00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:11,071
I tore a man's nose off
with my goddamn teeth.

481
00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:13,107
I held up a bank with a butter knife.

482
00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:17,244
What are you in for, sweet tits?

483
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,812
I'm in here for my...

484
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:21,448
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

485
00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:24,316
Illegal lashes.

486
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,621
Sorry, what, what?

487
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:30,790
My lashes are so long,

488
00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,225
they're illegal.

489
00:15:33,326 --> 00:15:35,127
- Illegal.
- Oh, illegal, illegal.

490
00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:36,162
Your lashes are?

491
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:38,296
- (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
- My lashes are so long,

492
00:15:38,331 --> 00:15:39,965
they're a criminal offence.

493
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Okay, hold up, hold up.

494
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,078
So this bitch is in here because...

495
00:15:42,102 --> 00:15:43,847
- (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
- Because my lashes are illegal.

496
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,470
Did you steal them from someone or?

497
00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:46,505
Like, take them off their eye

498
00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:47,516
and stick it to your own eye, like...

499
00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,707
- (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
- And so I'm on the run

500
00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:52,944
for my illegal lashes.

501
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,445
Whoa.

502
00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:55,481
Don't need to tell me twice.

503
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:57,816
- (BUZZING)
- Okay, ladies.

504
00:15:57,851 --> 00:15:59,317
Looks like the Crown made a deal.

505
00:15:59,352 --> 00:16:01,619
You, you, you, free to go.

506
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,288
In exchange,

507
00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:04,956
Lashes here has gotta stay.

508
00:16:04,992 --> 00:16:06,291
What's gonna happen to her?

509
00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:07,792
She's gettin' life.

510
00:16:07,827 --> 00:16:09,694
- (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)
- LASHES:<i> A life</i>

511
00:16:09,729 --> 00:16:11,028
of illegal

512
00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:12,330
lashes.

513
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:14,866
<i>They're illegal.</i>

514
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:15,966
They're great.

515
00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:17,302
(POP MUSIC)

516
00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,837
<i>? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

517
00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:25,752
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ?</i>

518
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,434
Oh, my god.

519
00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:32,935
Ashley, Min?

520
00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:33,970
Oh, hey, Rachel.

521
00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:36,638
You guys, I heard about
the flood at your place.

522
00:16:36,674 --> 00:16:37,806
Are you guys okay?

523
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:39,608
Yeah, it was pretty bad though.

524
00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:41,444
We lost all of our furniture,

525
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:43,946
and clothing, and linens, and bedding.

526
00:16:43,981 --> 00:16:47,450
Oh, my god, that sounds so horrible.

527
00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:49,785
I'm, like, sending you
so much love and light.

528
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,860
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.

529
00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:53,221
Our neighbour has started
a clothing drive for us.

530
00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:54,723
Oh, okay.

531
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:57,926
Is she... is she accepting,
like, so much love?

532
00:16:59,162 --> 00:17:02,130
Yeah, well, she's accepting sweaters,

533
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,600
- and, uh, coats for the kids.
- Okay.

534
00:17:04,635 --> 00:17:06,468
And warm hats and mitts.

535
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:07,603
Is she looking for love?

536
00:17:07,638 --> 00:17:08,638
Because I got a lot of that,

537
00:17:08,639 --> 00:17:09,783
and I'm gonna give it to you guys.

538
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,339
I'm gonna give you all of it.

539
00:17:11,374 --> 00:17:13,642
Okay, well, we're really, like,

540
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:16,111
feeling the love from the people

541
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:19,447
who have donated, uh, clothes and food.

542
00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:20,949
- And, uh, furniture.
- Thanks.

543
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:22,985
What happened is just so awful.

544
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,020
Yeah, well, when the pipes burst,

545
00:17:25,055 --> 00:17:26,454
they shorted out all the power,

546
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:29,323
so we lost all the food in
our fridge and our freezer.

547
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:30,491
Okay, my heart,

548
00:17:30,526 --> 00:17:31,670
my heart goes out to you guys.

549
00:17:31,694 --> 00:17:32,727
Is there anything, like,

550
00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,028
that I can actually do, though?

551
00:17:34,063 --> 00:17:35,107
<i>Like, is there something I could do?</i>

552
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,331
Yeah, uh, Kristen is,
uh, starting a food drive

553
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,666
to restock the freezer, so.

554
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:39,701
Oh, yeah, I know Kristen.

555
00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:40,702
Okay, you know what?

556
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,081
I'm gonna call her up
and I'm gonna make sure

557
00:17:42,105 --> 00:17:43,170
she sends you, like,

558
00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:45,372
so much love to send your way.

559
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:46,407
Just food would be great actually.

560
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:47,408
Or clothes, even.

561
00:17:47,409 --> 00:17:51,445
Yes, I love you guys so much.

562
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,649
There hug you, I send you a huggie.

563
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:54,650
- Ohhhh.
- Yay.

564
00:17:54,651 --> 00:17:56,951
Okay, listen, I gotta go, okay?

565
00:17:56,986 --> 00:17:58,497
But I want you to know that I love you,

566
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,832
I send you so much love and light.

567
00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:01,122
I have to get to yoga,

568
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,823
but I'm gonna do an extra
downward dog for you, okay?

569
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,224
Yeah, you bend right over.

570
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,370
That's for me, that'd be great.

571
00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:07,493
I will.

572
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,529
- Okay.
- <i>Okay.</i>

573
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:09,530
- Love you, lady.
- Bye.

574
00:18:09,564 --> 00:18:11,497
- Love you, lady Lou.
- Thank you, thank you.

575
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:13,166
- Thank you.
- Okay.

576
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:15,401
(SNORTS) Whatever, whatever, whatever.

577
00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:17,270
- Whatever.
- Don't think about it.

578
00:18:19,741 --> 00:18:20,807
- Hi.
- Hi.

579
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,520
You'll be happy to know
that the lady who just left

580
00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:23,910
covered your bill.

581
00:18:23,945 --> 00:18:25,378
(IN UNISON) Oh! Thank you.

582
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,658
- WAITRESS:<i> With a note.</i>
- <i>MIN</i> :<i> That was nice.</i>

583
00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:28,192
WAITRESS: <i>"Greetings, sending
so much love and light."</i>

584
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:32,018
<i>So, it'll be $28.95, please.</i>

585
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:33,519
Uh, can I have the machine?

586
00:18:33,555 --> 00:18:34,555
You can I have the machine.

587
00:18:34,556 --> 00:18:36,690
I do not accept love and light as a tip,

588
00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:38,124
just so you know.

589
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,093
Just...

590
00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:45,798
I think.

591
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:51,404
(PLAYFUL JAZZ MUSIC)

592
00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:53,172
?

593
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,707
(BUZZING)

594
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:55,941
Oh, fuck.

595
00:18:58,946 --> 00:19:00,213
WOMAN: <i>Yes.</i>

596
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:02,381
Yes.

597
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:04,584
Wrong corner.

598
00:19:04,619 --> 00:19:06,252
I'm comin' for ya.

599
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:07,687
- (CYMBALS CRASH)
- Yes!

600
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,555
- <i>Eat that!</i>
- (CYMBALS CRASH)

601
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:10,591
Stay.

602
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:13,225
- (PLAYFUL JAZZY MUSIC)
- <i>Stay.</i>

603
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,426
Oh.

604
00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:16,895
Uhhhh.

605
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:18,396
Hello, hemorrhoid.

606
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:19,898
Tuck that back up.

607
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:20,934
(GRUNTS)

608
00:19:20,935 --> 00:19:24,569
(PLAYFUL JAZZY MUSIC)

609
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:27,106
(GRUNTING)

610
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:29,241
I didn't know it would be this hard.

611
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:32,077
And have I hurt you in some way?

612
00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:34,412
(SCREAMING)

613
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:35,914
You are so dead.

614
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,315
(SCREAMING)

615
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:38,817
You know what?

616
00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:40,119
That's it.

617
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,420
We're done.

618
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:44,189
This is over.

619
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,825
Are you around?

620
00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:50,496
Hi.

621
00:19:50,497 --> 00:19:51,663
Hey.

622
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,334
- Why don't you roll over?
- Okay.

623
00:19:55,335 --> 00:19:56,368
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

624
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,169
Grab that sheet.

625
00:19:58,204 --> 00:19:59,204
This one?

626
00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:01,205
That's right, now pull it down hard.

627
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,474
- Okay.
- <i>Oh, real hard.</i>

628
00:20:02,509 --> 00:20:03,986
WOMAN: <i>Give it a real
good tug, over the corner.</i>

629
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,010
Like that?

630
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:06,645
Ohhh, yes.

631
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,045
Yes!

632
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,514
Thank you, Ryan.

633
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,816
Thank you so much.

634
00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:12,984
I really appreciate it.

635
00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,019
- My name's Tom.
- Tom.

636
00:20:14,053 --> 00:20:16,020
So good of you, so kind.

637
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,690
And you, (LAUGHS)

638
00:20:20,059 --> 00:20:21,425
you little tiger,

639
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,360
I'll see you

640
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,595
next Sunday.

641
00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,266
Every time.

642
00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:31,769
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

643
00:20:31,805 --> 00:20:32,937
Ugh.

644
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,283
You know, ever since
Jaden started school,

645
00:20:34,307 --> 00:20:37,208
I've gotten seriously every
cold that's been going around.

646
00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:38,276
I know.

647
00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,878
I mean, I love my kids,
but they are Petri dishes

648
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:42,546
for every single bacteria out there.

649
00:20:42,581 --> 00:20:45,382
I've had, like, three
stomach bugs, four colds,

650
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,717
and I've had, like, lice twice.

651
00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:47,752
Oh, really?

652
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,219
You know who never gets sick?

653
00:20:49,254 --> 00:20:50,254
Denise.

654
00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,855
<i>I mean, she never takes that thing off.</i>

655
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,523
BLUE SHIRT: <i>Love your bubble!</i>

656
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:54,858
<i>It's great.</i>

657
00:20:54,893 --> 00:20:56,860
<i>Oh. Oh. Ohhh, that's... </i>

658
00:20:56,895 --> 00:20:58,361
Ohhh.

659
00:20:58,396 --> 00:21:00,864
DENISE: <i>Okay, uh, kid,
a little help, whoa.</i>

660
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:02,243
BLUE SHIRT: <i>Oh, did she hit the kid?</i>

661
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:03,366
Yes she did.

662
00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:04,801
Ho, yeah.

663
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:06,971
Let's go...

664
00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:08,116
Let's go for coffee sometime.

665
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,405
(IN UNISON) Sure.

666
00:21:10,609 --> 00:21:15,609
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